- Interests: Scaring the pigeons away while the old people are trying to feed them at the park, heaving coleslaw at unsuspecting pedestrians, and knitting (not really).
- Expertise: Stealing from the banker while playing Monopoly.
- Occupation: Boss DJ
A Lifetime Away
Get To Know A Xangan Pt. 2
In The Moment
Oh Fuck Me
Get To Know A Xangan Pt. 1
A Really Short Story
Addicted To Xanga Much???
Photography For Dummies
There Are Little Things You Can Do
Dead Notes And The Buzzing Sound
Happy Birthday, You're Not Special
Xanga Vs. Family
Ode To The President
What Would You Do If The World Were To End This Wednesday?
Highlight Of My Day At Work
If Only I Could Have This For Just One Night