Thursday, 17 September 2009
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What's the most valuable lesson you've learned from a stranger?
The Couch Trick
1. Fill a non ziploc sandwich bag with lube.
2. Take a towel and soak in hot water.
3. Ring towel and place in microwave until warm.
4. Wrap towel around bag filled with lube.
5. Place the towel in between the seat cushions of your couch.
6. Proceed to hump.
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Comments (13)
Cheaper than a date, I guess.
Hmm. You can do better than that!
@Drakonskyr & iDesireeRose & forever_musing - Don't judge me!
@Lithium98 - Can't you just microwave a wet sock and pretend it's a blowjob?
@Drakonskyr - I've never heard of that trick before.
Dude... you shouldn't be learning stuff like that from strangers. I avoid strangers who talk about stuff like that. lol.
You are the MacGyver of homemade sex-toys.
Guys sort of get the short end of the stick when it comes to sex toys.
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
This should have been answered via video
LOL! If a stranger ever tried to give me that lesson, I'd have run away at 'lube' 'cause I've got sex-phobic tendencies like mad. :P
@godfatherofgreenbay - Haha! Imagine if MacGuyver did make sex toys. The whole premise of his show you'd be to find something to masturbate into. Genius!
@just_the_average_jane - I guess we do. Just give it a few decades and we'll all be having sex with robots in no time.
@Girl_Without_Pity - Whoa! I never would've thought anyone would like to actually see the couch trick in action, but whatever floats your boat, little miss kinky pants.
@ElusiveSoul - Always take advice from strangers... and candy.
Hmmm, if you learned all these lessons from one stranger, then I believe we have a common friend.